Savage squirrel terrorizes Queens community with ‘cage match’ attacks

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A sadistic squirrel is waging a bloody assault against this Queens neighborhood, leaving some wounded people scared to go outside.

“Next thing I know it’s an MMA cage match and I’m losing,” Rego Park resident Micheline Frederick told ABC 7 of her recent experience being attacked by the rogue rodent. “It just basically runs up my leg and I’m like, ‘OK squirrel, hello — what are you doing?’”

The bushy-tailed beast “either bit me or scratched me on my neck,” Frederick said of the invasion that left her hands bloody and bruised on Dec. 21. Afterward, she got a rabies shot and then warned her neighbor, Licia Wang.

Frederick’s message, sadly, was not sufficient: Despite being wary, Wang too was brutalized by the animal.

“I tried to shake it off but I can’t, you know — because squirrels have claws, cling onto your winter jacket. There’s no way you can shake it off,” Wang told the outlet of her own recent run-in with the fluffy madman, which may be the same one that attacked Frederick.