CHEEKY workmen are trying to drum up business with these tongue-in-cheek company names and slogans.
A floor firm went for a musical theme with a play on Total Eclipse of the Heart singer by calling theirs Bonnie Tiler.
Another vehicle cleaning company named themselves Spandau Valet.
Landscape Scaffolding’s slogan is “No 1 erection specialists“, meanwhile Maxcess scaffolding Ltd is “For a quick safe erection.”
One sewage tanker had “May contain nuts (and sweetcorn). No stools kept in this vehicle overnight“ emblazoned on the back.
Carpet and vinyl specialists in Consett, Country Durham, tell customers to “Get laid professionally ltd … or just get gripped and felt”.
A Scottish independent painter and decorator joked they are based in “New York, Paris, Madrid, but mostly Glasgow area.”
They should really van puns that funny…
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