Trevor Noah Says 'White House Rose Garden Is Like the Wet Market of America Right Now' (Video)

“Daily Show” host says White House has seen more infections in last day than New Zealand, Vietnam, Taiwan, Thailand and Australia combined

Trevor Noah dissected last week’s “super-spreader” White House event on Monday’s “Daily Show,” joking that the recent positive COVID-19 test results that have been revealed for President Trump and dozens of people who are in close contact with him mean that “The White House Rose Garden is like the wet market of America right now.”

“Turns out, while you’ve spent the last seven months hugging your grandma through a giant condom, Trump and his friends are having no-mask cocktail receptions, indoors, where the guest of honor is COVID-19,” the Comedy Central late-night host said, referring to the Sept. 26 celebration for Trump’s Supreme Court pick Judge Amy Coney Barrett. “And now at least 30 people in Trump’s circle have tested positive for COVID-19. You realize that means there’s been more infections at the White House over the last day than in New Zealand, Vietnam, Taiwan, Thailand and Australia combined.”

Noah emphasized that he doesn’t see the “massive outbreak” at the White House as “karma” for an administration that has downplayed the coronavirus, but as “consequences.”

“It’s not karma to get hit by lightening when you’re standing on the roof of a skyscraper holding a metal rod while there is lightening. The universe didn’t do that s–t to you, you did that s–t to yourself!”

“The Daily Show” host also made it clear he does not want Trump, who left Walter Reed hospital Monday after a three day stay, to lose his life due to his COVID-19 infection: “I want him to lose an election.”

“I also don’t want him to die because then Mike Pence would be president. And then we might as well be dead, because Mike Pence is the most boring human being on the planet,” Noah joked. “If Trump is cocaine, Mike Pence is just flour. Your nose is still going to burn, but nothing cool happens.”

Watch Noah’s full monologue via the video above.

Fall TV 2020: All the Premiere Dates for New and Returning Shows – So Far (Photos)

  • Fall has arrived and chances are the season will see everyone still staying at home as much as possible to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Luckily, dozens of new and returning shows are premiering this autumn to keep you company. TheWrap has rounded up all the dates we know — so far — for Fall TV shows’ debuts. We will continue to update the list as more become available.

    For the purposes of this gallery, we’ve designated Sept. 1 as the beginning of fall rather than the official Sept. 22 start, since “Fall TV” is sure to be more loosely defined this year.

    Fox/ABC/Amazon/FX

  • Series:  “Teen Mom 2”         Net:  MTV      Premiere Date: Tuesday, Sept. 1        Time: 8 p.m.

    MTV

  • Series:  “16 and Recovering”         Net:  MTV      Premiere Date: Tuesday, Sept. 1        Time: 9 p.m.

    MTV

  • Series:   “Transplant”       Net: NBC       Premiere Date:  Tuesday, Sept. 1       Time: 10 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “House of Payne”        Net:  BET     Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 2      Time: 8 p.m.

    BET

  • Series:  “Assisted Living”        Net:  BET     Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 2      Time: 9 p.m.

    BET

  • Series:  “A.P. Bio”         Net:  Peacock      Premiere Date:  Thursday, Sept. 3       Time: N/A

    Peacock

  • Series:   “Raised by Wolves”        Net:  HBO Max     Premiere Date: Thursday, Sept. 3        Time: N/A

    HBO Max

  • Series:  “Away”         Net: Netflix       Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 4         Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:  “Noughts + Crosses”         Net:  Peacock      Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 4        Time: N/A

    Peacock

  • Series:  “The Boys”         Net:  Amazon Prime Video      Premiere Date:  Friday, Sept. 4       Time: N/A

    Amazon Prime Video

  • Series:  “Black Love”        Net:  OWN      Premiere Date: Saturday, Sept. 5      Time: 9 p.m.

    OWN

  • Series:  “Power Book II: Ghost”         Net:   Starz     Premiere Date:  Sunday, Sept. 6       Time: 9 p.m.

    Starz

  • Series:   “American Ninja Warrior”       Net: NBC      Premiere Date:  Monday, Sept. 7       Time: 8 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:   “L.A’s Finest”     Net: Spectrum Originals       Premiere Date:  Wednesday, Sept. 9       Time: N/A

    Spectrum Originals

  • Series:  “Woke”         Net:  Hulu      Premiere Date:  Wednesday, Sept. 9       Time: N/A

    Hulu

  • Series:  “Julie and the Phantoms”         Net:  Netflix      Premiere Date:  Thursday, Sept. 10       Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:  “The Duchess”         Net:  Netflix      Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 11        Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:  “Our Cartoon President”         Net:  Showtime     Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 13      Time: 8:30 p.m.

    Showtime

  • Series:   “Dancing With the Stars”       Net: ABC       Premiere Date:  Monday, Sept. 14       Time: 8 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “The Third Day”         Net:  HBO      Premiere Date:  Monday, Sept. 14       Time: 9 p.m.

    HBO

  • Series:  “We Are Who We Are”         Net:  HBO      Premiere Date:  Monday, Sept. 14       Time: 10 p.m.

    HBO

  • Series:   “Enslaved”       Net: Epix       Premiere Date:  Monday, Sept. 14     Time: 10 p.m.

    Epix

  • Series:  “Tosh.0”         Net:  Comedy Central      Premiere Date: Tuesday, Sept. 15        Time: 10 p.m.

    Comedy Central

  • Series:  “Challenger: The Final Flight”        Net:  Netflix      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 16     Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:  “Archer”         Net:  FXX      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 16        Time: 10 p.m.

    FXX

  • Series:  “Departure”        Net:  Peacock      Premiere Date: Thursday, Sept. 17      Time: N/A

    Peacock

  • Series:  “The Great Pottery Throw Down”        Net:  HBO Max     Premiere Date: Thursday, Sept. 17      Time: N/A

    HBO Max

  • Series:  “Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous”         Net: Netflix       Premiere Date:  Friday, Sept. 18       Time: N/A

    Hulu

  • Series:  “Pen15”         Net: Hulu       Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 18        Time: N/A

    Hulu

  • Series:  “Ratched”         Net:  Netflix      Premiere Date:  Friday, Sept. 18       Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:   “World’s Funniest Animals”       Net: The CW       Premiere Date:  Friday, Sept. 18      Time: 9 p.m.

    The CW

  • Series: “L.A.’s Finest”*         Net:  Fox      Premiere Date: Monday, Sept. 21      Time: 8 p.m.  *Broadcast debut of Spectrum Originals series’ first season

    Fox

  • Series: “Filthy Rich”         Net:  Fox      Premiere Date: Monday, Sept. 21      Time: 9 p.m.

    Fox

  • Series:  “The Masked Singer”         Net:  Fox      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 23        Time: 8 p.m.

    Fox

  • Series:  “I Can See Your Voice”         Net:  Fox      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 23        Time: 9 p.m.

    Fox

  • Series:   “Utopia”       Net: Amazon Prime Video       Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 25      Time: N/A

    Amazon

  • Series: “A Wilderness of Error”         Net:  FX      Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 25      Time: 8 p.m.

    FX

  • Series:  “The Simpsons”         Net:  Fox      Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 27        Time: 8 p.m.

    Fox

  • Series:  “Bless the Harts”          Net:  Fox      Premiere Date:  Sunday, Sept. 27       Time: 8:30 p.m.

    Fox

  • Series:  “Bob’s Burgers”         Net:  Fox      Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 27        Time: 9 p.m.

    Fox

  • Series:  “The Comey Rule”         Net: Showtime       Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 27        Time: 9 p.m.

    Showtime

  • Series:  “Family Guy”         Net:  Fox      Premiere Date:  Sunday, Sept. 27       Time: 9:30 p.m.

    Fox

  • Series:  “Fargo”          Net:  FX      Premiere Date:  Sunday, Sept. 27       Time: 10 p.m.

    FX

  • Series:  “Weakest Link”         Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Tuesday, Sept. 29        Time: 8 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “Gangs of London”         Net:  AMC+      Premiere Date:   Thursday, Oct. 1      Time: N/A

    AMC

  • Series:  “The Salisbury Poisonings”         Net: AMC+       Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 1        Time: N/A

    AMC

  • Series:   “Monsterland”        Net:  Hulu      Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 2        Time: N/A

    Getty

  • Series:  “Emily in Paris”        Net:  Netflix      Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 2      Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:  “Undercover Boss”         Net:  CBS      Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 2        Time: 9 p.m.

    CBS

  • Series:  “Warrior”        Net:  Cinemax      Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 2      Time: 10 p.m.

  • Series:  “Saturday Night Live”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Saturday, Oct. 3      Time: 11:30 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:   “Pandora”       Net: The CW       Premiere Date:  Sunday, Oct. 4     Time: 8 p.m.

  • Series:  “The Good Lord Bird”         Net: Showtime       Premiere Date:  Sunday, Oct. 4       Time: 9 p.m.

    Showtime

  • Series:   “Britannia”       Net: Epix       Premiere Date:  Sunday Oct. 4      Time: 9 p.m.

    Epix

  • Series:  “The Walking Dead: World Beyond”         Net:  AMC      Premiere Date:  Sunday, Oct. 4      Time: 10 p.m.

    AMC

  • Series:  “Soulmates”         Net: AMC       Premiere Date:  Monday, Oct. 5       Time: 10 p.m.

    AMC

  • Series:   “Swamp Thing”*       Net: The CW       Premiere Date: Tuesday, Oct. 6      Time: 8 p.m.

    *Broadcast debut of DC Universe series’ first season

    DC Universe

  • Series:  “Ellen’s Game of Games”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Tuesday, Oct. 6      Time: 9 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:   “Next”        Net:  Fox      Premiere Date:  Tuesday, Oct. 6       Time: 9 p.m.

    Fox

  • Series:   “Devils”       Net: The CW       Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 7   Time: 8 p.m.

    The CW

  • Series:  “Coroner”         Net:  The CW      Premiere Date:  Wednesday, Oct. 7       Time: 9 p.m.

    The CW

  • Series:   “Supernatural”       Net: The CW       Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 8   Time: 8 p.m.

    The CW

  • Series:  “Connecting…”         Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 8        Time: 8 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:   “The Outpost”       Net: The CW       Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 8   Time: 9 p.m.

    The CW

  • Series:  “The Right Stuff”         Net:  Disney+      Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 9        Time: N/A

    Disney+

  • Series:  “The Haunting of Bly Manor”         Net:  Netflix     Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 9        Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series: “Fear the Walking Dead”          Net:  AMC      Premiere Date:  Sunday, Oct. 11       Time: 9 p.m.

    AMC

  • Series:  “The Bachelorette”         Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Tuesday, Oct. 13        Time: 8 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:   “Tell Me a Story”*       Net: The CW       Premiere Date: Tuesday, Oct. 13   Time: 9 p.m.

    *Broadcast debut of CBS All Access series’ first season

    The CW

  • Series:  “The Amazing Race”        Net:  CBS      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 14        Time: 9 p.m.

    CBS

  • Series:  “Sistas”        Net:  BET      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 14     Time: 9 p.m.

    BET

  • Series:  “Star Trek: Discovery”         Net: CBS All Access       Premiere Date:   Thursday, Oct. 15      Time: N/A

    CBS All Access

  • Series:   “Helstrom”        Net:  Hulu       Premiere Date:  Friday, Oct. 16       Time: N/A

    Hulu

  • Series:   “Grand Army”        Net:  Netflix       Premiere Date:  Friday, Oct. 16       Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:  “Shark Tank”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 16        Time: 9 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “America’s Funniest Home Videos”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 18        Time: 7 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “Supermarket Sweep”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 18        Time: 8 p.m.

    Getty

  • Series:  “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 18        Time: 9 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “Card Sharks”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 18        Time: 10 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:   “Unsolved Mysteries”       Net: Netflix       Premiere Date:  Monday, Oct. 19      Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:  “The Voice”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Monday, Oct. 19        Time: 8 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “The Goldbergs”        Net:  ABC       Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 21      Time: 8 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “The Conners”        Net:  ABC       Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 21      Time: 9 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “black-ish”        Net:  ABC       Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 21      Time: 9:30 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “The Queen’s Gambit”        Net:  Netflix      Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 23       Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:   “The Undoing”        Net:  HBO      Premiere Date:  Sunday, Oct. 25       Time: 9 p.m.

    HBO

  • Series:  “American Housewife”        Net:  ABC       Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 28      Time: 8:30 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “Superstore”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 29       Time: 8 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “The Mandalorian”        Net:  Disney+      Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 30      Time: N/A

    Disney+

  • Series:  “The Good Doctor”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Monday, Nov. 2      Time: 10 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “A Teacher”        Net:  FX on Hulu      Premiere Date: Tuesday, Nov. 10     Time: N/A

    FX on Hulu

  • Series:  “This Is Us”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Tuesday, Nov. 10      Time: 9 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “Chicago Med”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Nov. 11      Time: 8 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “Chicago Fire”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Nov. 11      Time: 9 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “Chicago PD”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Nov. 11      Time: 10 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “Station 19”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Thursday, Nov. 12    Time: 8 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Thursday, Nov. 12      Time: 9 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “Grey’s Anatomy”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Thursday, Nov. 12    Time: 9 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “The Blacklist”        Net:  NBC      Premiere Date: Friday, Nov. 13      Time: 8 p.m.

    NBC

  • Series:  “The Crown”         Net:  Netflix      Premiere Date: Sunday, Nov. 15        Time: N/A

    Netflix

  • Series:  “Big Sky”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Tuesday, Nov. 17    Time: 10 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “For Life”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Wednesday, Nov. 18   Time: 10 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:  “A Million Little Things”        Net:  ABC      Premiere Date: Thursday, Nov. 19   Time: 10 p.m.

    ABC

  • Series:   “Animaniacs”       Net: Hulu       Premiere Date:  Friday, Nov. 20       Time: N/A

    Hulu

  • Series:  “The Stand”        Net:  CBS All Access      Premiere Date: Thursday, Dec. 17      Time: N/A

    CBS All Access

Here’s when 105 broadcast, cable and streaming series debut and come back

Fall has arrived and chances are the season will see everyone still staying at home as much as possible to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Luckily, dozens of new and returning shows are premiering this autumn to keep you company. TheWrap has rounded up all the dates we know — so far — for Fall TV shows’ debuts. We will continue to update the list as more become available.

For the purposes of this gallery, we’ve designated Sept. 1 as the beginning of fall rather than the official Sept. 22 start, since “Fall TV” is sure to be more loosely defined this year.

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